Real World Road Rules: The Duel Episode 2

Stupid Intro Again, how many people has this offended?

Picking up where we left off Aneesa and Shauvon......
They played back off. They had to do it twice. Both hooks fell on the ground. Aneesa and the boob girl aren't going for them. Finally Aneesa went for it and won. "Don't punch me in the face. " Aneesa gets Shauvons hook then they are fighting. TJ tries to break it up and then Aneesa gets her hook.

" The game got real"- Are you just figuring out that htis a real game?
MJ is there for his kid. you do realize you are leaving your kid to be there right? And what is with the headbands?

So the next challenge is at an ice rink. Oh and they have to be speedos and bikinis ( as hey are human hockey pucks). It is Team Success with the supposed strongest players. Diem gets DQ'd, then Brooke does, Brittini falls off. Team 1 wins round 1. They dived to 2 teams of 3 pairs. Then it is down to 3. Mark and rachel get 1o then so do landon and Brittani. Then Brad ant Tori get 5.
Sudden death- Mark and Rachel win! They decide Aneesa and Landon should go be the first picks.

Evan thinks he is the godfather. I think he it the douchebag. So Paula doesn't want to pick MJ unless Ryan gets picked. So Mj tries to get everyone to pick certain people. Derek thinks this all to complicated. I agree it is stupid! So they start to pick. It all goes downhill fast. Paula picks Dunbar- Evan is pissed! So Robin and MJ end up in the Duel.
MJ picks Ryan again! Robin picks Kimberly, easy target.

The girls are playing Duel Pole Dancing. Whoo! Guys are playing Push Over.
Paula went rogue! So she is done. Stupid!

The girls are playing Pole dancing, basically climbing pole at the same time. Kim kicks Robins ass in the beginning. Robin falls to the bottom. So Kim wons! Bye Robin, that was fast!

So the guys are just trying to puch eash other off. First one to two wins. MJ gets one. Then another one. Ryan goes home. Sorry Ryan we will miss you! One gay down. Davis "You got to represent for the gays!"

Real World Road Rules:The Duel 2- Episode 1

What the Fuck is the retardted intro? It is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

So then CT and Adam got into a fight because of Diem. When it was really Katie that told Diem that CT had slept with someone. First off CT maybe if you could get your temper under control and stop drinking so much Diem would not have left your ass. Second Diem is a tool for ever falling for him in the first place. So then the next day their replacements are there. How did they get to New Zealand so fast? Or is it like 3 days later? So it was MJ and Nehemiah.

Remember kids always have a gay in your alliance.

Btw I can not understand the rules half the time. I am wondering how all the hung over cast members can. First challenge is last man standing. It is like a rugby challenge. First team to score wins. So anyway Robin and Evan win!

Robin wants to get MJ first. Evan wants some of his to go first. They actually choose MJ to go first. Diem is shocked. Ryan is the last boy and Shauvon is the last girl. Ryan picks Nick. Shauvon picks Aneesa.

Boys play The Elevator. The girls play Back Off. Te elevator. they have to pull their opponent up to the top. Ryan wins. Poor rookie Nick gets sent home. Back off is they have a hook on their back. The y have to get it and then put it on the hook. Then it was to be continued. I think Aneesa wins since she was in the preview.


Question: Who thinks Kim is going to go down in flames? How old is Paula? Do you think Brad doing puch ups made a difference?

How I met your mother- 1/19/09

Lilly does not want Marshall to pick her up from the airport. Barney and ted hit on girls from Arizona. Ted says they might come see them play. barney pulls him aide and says no. Ted tells them to give them a call. Barney pulls them aside again. Ted makes corny joke. They don't get their numbers as it starts to snow. (Cut to hurricane like shot form above). Says it snowed for 3 days.

Ted and Barney are at McClarens. Barney says he will have party school bingo if the girls come. Marshall realizes he should go pick up Lilly. Cut to Lilly in the plane talking to an old lady and realizes Marshall might come and she needs to get beer. McClarens was going to close early, but they talk the guy into letting them close it.
The girls show up and the guys call dibs on each girl . They invite rest of the band (marching band). Barney and Ted have a telepathic conversation and keep the bar open. Robin is taking Marshall to the airport, where he says they are losing the little things that they use to do. Robin thinks these cute little things are stupid. Marshall calls her a robot. Robin goes off on him. The snow plow comes by and buries them in snow. Marshall apologizes (sort of) to Robin. He says he has to follow the corny rituals. Robin opens the sun roof and they climb out. Red and Marshall move the party to their place. Lilly is not coming in until Thursday. Marshall really decides not to pick her up on wed. On Thursday the parts that you see Lilly in earlier are actually on Thursday and Marshall is not there. Then he shows up with the marching band and tells her he loves her. The marching band is playing Old Lang syne and Marshall says Happy New Year.

Big bang Theory

Show starts off with the guys in the cafeteria. they give Sheldon a hard time and not let him finish his train off thought about tapioca. His head looks like it will explode.

They say Cripki has control over a new computer system. Sheldon decided to befriend him so he can get access to the computer system. Sheldon ask him to be his friend and Cripki doesn't want to. Sheldon says to please reconsider, Cripki sarcastically that he will do that. Sheldon then turns to the guys and says he thinks they are off to a good start.

Sheldon is trying to win over Cripki. Calls him and leaves a weird message about a chef salad. Penny talks about how they all met. Sheldon goes over to Penny's and gives her a questionnaire about friends. There are 211 questions ( which he kept at a high school graduate level for Penny). Leonard doesn't fill it out he just answers in a pattern. Wallowisz drew a raccoon with an extended scrotum on his essay portion. Leonard tells Sheldon that some things are not approachable in a scientific method. Sheldon then buys a book about making friends ( one for little kids). he accidentally becomes friends with a little girl, Rebeca.

Sheldon comes up with an algorithm for making friends. Calls Cripki again and asks him a series of questions based on a flow chart he created. Howard puts a loop counter and escape to least object able interest on there. So they decided they go walk climbing.

Sheldon of course freaks out. He starts climbing, looks down halfway and then loses it. he then passes out and hangs midair.
The best part of the episode is when all three guys are whistling at the same time when Sheldon is not there. Cripki calls him out on being a weirdo for having a special spot. Sheldon says they are becoming friends so he can't be friends with someone anymore. he tells Raj he is out, because of his answers to the questionnaire. Cripki then sees Penny and decides to call her roxanne ( because it is not a hot name). Cripki won't give time to Sheldon, there is a a schedule. Sheldon then puts Raj back in ( he likes monkeys).

The Office- 1/15/09

At the beginning of the show you find out Andy does not know about Angela and Dwight. Everyone thinks Angela should tell him. Kevin basically tells her she is a whore ( a whore. Michael told Andy that Dwight and Angela were sleeping together. Angela admits it to Andy when asked in a round about way. Andy tells Dwight is over. Dwight refuses, so they decide to have a duel. Pam tells Angela that she should do something, to which Angela replies that she will agree to the outcome. Meredeth calls dibs on the loser. So Jim tells they can't fight in the office so they pronounce that they are going to take a break at 4in the parking lot. Dwight stands in the parking lot and yells for Andy to come out. he finally sees a note. Andy is saying that he can't compete blah blah blah. In the mean time he is sneaking up with the Prius behind him (can't hear it under 5 miles an hour). Kelly tells Angela that there must be so much less choices when you are old. Dwight and Andy start talking. Dwight realizes Angela slept with Andy too. You see them come in the office and Andy cancels his cake. Dwight then takes the bobble head that Angela gave him off his desk. Angela now has neither one of them.

In side story Michael goes to New York to talk to David Wallace. David tells him that his numbers are up, wanting to know what he does different. Michael then goes into stupid stories, and does not get the hint that it is time to leave.

The very last scene is Jim picking up weapons, walking away and then you see Dwight go pull a big weapon ( I forgot what kind) out from under the lobby couch. Jim walks up behind and then Dwight reluctantly puts it in the box Jim is carrying.

Scrubs

So new Scrubs is on and I am so excited. Rundown of the first two episodes in no particular order.

JD has new interns that he can't stand. There is a new Chief of Staff is Dr. Maddox played by Courtney Cox. JD's interns run all over him. There is the know it all ( Elliot Jr), the gorgeous blonde who has absolutley no bed skills, and the frat brother intern, who is constantly on his phone and on the internet. JD thinks Dr. Maddox is beautiful and tries to impress her with a photo of his son. She shows him a photo of her daughter. then he asks if she gave birth vaginally.

Dr Cox is not talking to Dr Maddox. Basically he says he is tired of dealing with the crap, ie constantly bucking up against the administration so they would do the right thing.

Carla tells Elliot that she has been self centered and whiny ( this is why the new intern is Elliot Jr) for the last year and a half. Elliot disagrees but then she sees that Keith is still totally hurt. She apologizes to Keith and to Carla.

The interns almost kill someone when JD leaves them alone.

In episode 2 Jake and Turk want to go to steak night. But they never make it. They end up trying to comfort a dying a patient. Best scene of the night is how they believe heaven has a lesbian cloud. Oh and that Turk needs to go before Carla so he can some fun before she dies.

It seems that the bromance is still going strong between Turk and JD. They hug each other, do dances, and walk the imaginary line between gay and straight.

Oh and the janitor gets fired. Hope it is not permanent. KNIFE WENCH!

House

So House has a new person in his life the PI, he did back ground checks on everyone.
Patient has problems seeing correctly. His house is clean, head is clean. No cancer no ms for the patient. House thinks it is drugs, goes to tell patient that he has a tumor to get him to admit information about what drugs he is taking. He is a guinea pig for a clinical study, 3 actually. Patient does not want him to tell Heather, his girlfriend. Taub’s wife has a separate bank account, Taub says it is for furniture. But 13 finds out that is not true. He is not going to ask her. Patient want girlfriend to be happy which is why he did clinical trial. Patient gets dialysis. PI and House are talking and PI looks crazy. PI is following Cuddy. Patient starts to swell so they do an exploratory trach. House pulled 13’s credit report. Symptoms are withdrawals according to House. Short didn’t talk to her. Cuddy catches PI going through her desk. He likes her. He starts to convince her that it is cool to pay for info on House. So he can know her better. Taub asks his wife about the money. ( He says he was going through her desk) trying to surprise him with a car, being delivered on Friday. He realizes he should have trusted her. Patient attacks 13 . Taub wants an apology from House. They try for another syndrome that has to do with lesions on the temporal lobe. House goes home and finds the Pi in his closet. He can’t find anything for Cuddy ( it is all a set up) House really wants info on Cuddy. PI says he likes Cuddy. Thinks it is an arrhythmia that h as caused no blood to get to the brain. SD talks p out of telling girlfriend about attack. SD does not want to go home. Patient’s hair is growing in red. PI finds a picture of House where he was a cheerleader. Cuddy gives PI 5 questions. PI spills the beans that the photo is not real and it is all a game. PI really likes her but wants to know why Cuddy came out. She says it is to screw with House, Cuddy likes him. Patient sees the doctors differently. They go to find his old paintings to see if there are toxins in them. Girlfriend finds out her has been selling paintings, but enrolling in drug trials. They go to look at paintings and the faces our all distorted. House is a dick, he needs surgery to remove a Besor. Like a hair ball that and the pills were released all at one time. Taub’s wife gave him a Porshe, he tells her all the bad stuff he did. PI tells House that Cuddy did not buy it. PI finds out that House actually was a cheerleader. They have a jam session.