Big bang Theory

Show starts off with the guys in the cafeteria. they give Sheldon a hard time and not let him finish his train off thought about tapioca. His head looks like it will explode.

They say Cripki has control over a new computer system. Sheldon decided to befriend him so he can get access to the computer system. Sheldon ask him to be his friend and Cripki doesn't want to. Sheldon says to please reconsider, Cripki sarcastically that he will do that. Sheldon then turns to the guys and says he thinks they are off to a good start.

Sheldon is trying to win over Cripki. Calls him and leaves a weird message about a chef salad. Penny talks about how they all met. Sheldon goes over to Penny's and gives her a questionnaire about friends. There are 211 questions ( which he kept at a high school graduate level for Penny). Leonard doesn't fill it out he just answers in a pattern. Wallowisz drew a raccoon with an extended scrotum on his essay portion. Leonard tells Sheldon that some things are not approachable in a scientific method. Sheldon then buys a book about making friends ( one for little kids). he accidentally becomes friends with a little girl, Rebeca.

Sheldon comes up with an algorithm for making friends. Calls Cripki again and asks him a series of questions based on a flow chart he created. Howard puts a loop counter and escape to least object able interest on there. So they decided they go walk climbing.

Sheldon of course freaks out. He starts climbing, looks down halfway and then loses it. he then passes out and hangs midair.
The best part of the episode is when all three guys are whistling at the same time when Sheldon is not there. Cripki calls him out on being a weirdo for having a special spot. Sheldon says they are becoming friends so he can't be friends with someone anymore. he tells Raj he is out, because of his answers to the questionnaire. Cripki then sees Penny and decides to call her roxanne ( because it is not a hot name). Cripki won't give time to Sheldon, there is a a schedule. Sheldon then puts Raj back in ( he likes monkeys).